A Wrinklies Guide To Hartlepool 

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What a cheeky young sprog!! When Bev and his mates were playing with their rattles and sitting in prams back in the 70s, we were going downtown and drinking proper beer, none of these namby pamby fizzy alcopops that they drink today! Our route on friday night began at the Powlett Hotel and then we would walk to the Chester, then the back room in the Grange (where the police drugs squad once hid a video camera inside the jukebox speakers) and then to the Coble Bar (which was below the Grand Hotel). The Coble Bar was famous for having a Mynah bird which bellowed "F**K OFF" to all the customers before it died of lung cancer. It also got kidnapped and held to ransom! After the Coble it was off to the Clansman which was the 'happening' pub of the 70s. Then it was a short walk to the Stranton and the Blackies (Blacksmith Arms) before a last drink back at the Clansman before going to the Gemini and (later) Twins.

The 80s night out was very different! This was the decade of the wine bars........we would meet at Churchills at the bottom of Park Rd before going to Visions, The Grange and Oscars before getting a taxi to Hartlepools best nightclub of the time.....Asters. Asters was like Dr. Whos tardis, very small to look at from the outside and yet it seemed huge inside due to lots of mirrors. The best thing about Asters is that you could dance downstairs and then impress the lucky girl with your amazing wit and repartee upstairs in the lounge. Asters was a great loss to the town when it finally closed and 42nd St. opened.

Today, us wrinklies like pubs that don't have music blasting out at 100+ decibels so we take a taxi to JD Wetherspoons where we patiently queue at the bar to get served with great tasting beer that doesn't cost a fortune and then its possible to actually talk to each other!! Next its off to Church St and another pub with good beer and no loud music, The Tap and Spile, before ending up in the Chicago Rock Cafe where we stay until about midnight before getting a taxi home.....this weary old body is now too old for nightclubs! (Mike is pictured leering over a tasty cocktail waitress in Las Vegas).


Ten Things I Miss From The Good Ole Days


Lynn Street Shops

When I were a lad we all went to Lynn St. shops every saturday and checked out the latest fashions in City Stylish then listened to the latest hits in Hoggetts before going to Currys cafe to meet our friends. Everyone you knew in Hartlepool used to be in Lynn St. on Saturdays.

Asters Nightclub (See Wrinklies Guide)

The Steelworks

No, I'm not kidding......the good old South Works used to provide thousands of jobs in Hartlepool......me included.

The Queens Rink

I was too young to use the Queens Rink, but most of my mates met their future wives there....apparantly after closing time the Rink sold only soft drinks!!

Cinemas

When I was a kid there were lots of cinemas but gradually they all closed. The last three were the Odeon, the Essoldo and the ABC.

Seaton Swimming Baths

I used to just about live at the Seaton baths.....who doesn't remember Mrs Sands (Nah I don't yer old bastard - ed) ?

Blacketts, Robinsons and Binns

Blacketts and Robinsons used to have pipes running all around the stores and the shop assistants used to put the money and the bill into a canister which was sucked through the pipes to the cashiers department. They sent the receipt and any change back down in the same canister.......magic when you are a kid. Binns was a classy department store which the town badly misses.

The Top Shop

I went to Elly Rd. juniors and the top shop was across the road selling such wonderful things as Barrats Sherbet Fountains, penny Arrow Bars, Midget Gems (8 for an old penny) licorice sticks, Jubilees, penny bubblies, barley twists........the list goes on and on.

Knights Shop

This was a grocery shop in Church Square, the smell of coffee which filled the shop and surrounding area was wonderful.

The Backroom of the Argus Butterfly

I know this is in Peterlee and not Hartlepool but the amount of incredible groups that we saw there in the 60s read like a Whos Who in the pop world:- Free, Led Zeppelin, Blodwyn Pig, Spooky Tooth ('Spooky Who?' Ed.), Jethro Tull, Family.........manys the Sunday night when we had to walk back to Hartlepool cos we had missed the last bus.


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